Monday, March 5, 2012

I'm Addicted...

It appears I've been bitten by the Grand-Fantasia-bug. Similar to the Simbug or Wizzybug, it's a disease that forces you to sit on your computer for hours playing Grand Fantasia. Symptoms are also similar to the aforementioned 'bugs'. Your Gluteus Maximus will ache due to extensive pressure placed upon it by your idle upper body; your aggression may increase due to confusion with shortcut keys; you'll begin to hallucinate and begin begging your Sprite to simply bring you that one material you need to finish that epic weapon; you may shatter your computer monitor when that one boss destroys you and you lose a bar of experience when you were one from increasing your level; you may develop an unhealthy addiction to potions, to which you may spend all your money; and developing Bossophibia, the fear of solo-ing bosses. Warning, is extremely contagious and may cause slight to major falter in your social life.

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